Me: Boy, this rice is delicious. What did you put in it?
Boy: Tomato, onion, garlic, oregano, cumin, cor....
Me: {totally cutting him off} Did you just say human?
Boy: {sighing and looking plaintively at me, with pity. Or something} Yes, yes I did, Andrea. That's what gives it the extra kick.
I ate his liver, with some fava beans & a nice Chianti.
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