Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Wide awake at 2 am...

Things that scare me:

  • spiders
  • leggings
  • sharks
  • mispronounced words
  • zombies
  • driving

    A terrifying scenario:

Me driving, whilst wearing leggings, and a zombie walking out onto the road, humming the theme song from "Jaws", as I scream "Please...someone help me...I can't find my niTch in life" as I feel the beady stare of 8 eyeballs.

Oh, Freud. I hurt your coke-addled head, don't I?

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