After he cooked us breakfast using every single solitary utensil that he owns....
Boy: The kitchen is full of dirty dishes.
Me: Would you like me to wash them?
Boy: No, not really. I don't feel like doing them either. If only they were self-cleaning...
Me: Well, perhaps if you had a...
Boy: {cutting me off} If only there was a machine. A self-cleaning machine that was specially made for dishes...
Me: You think you are SO funny today, don't you?
Boy: Yes. Yes I do.
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you are a genius and jesus christ i thought i was alone in the world...but now i can go on,for i have seen the light!! shit,dude,u're really something else *laughing like crazy,as always..is that drool???* uhmmm,anyway, good job,keep it up,bla bla, will come again with boose and junk-food-that's-way-too-bad-for-ur-life,-figure-and-shit .ta-ta
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