Nearly lost her shit on her tuffet
When a spider dropped in to say "Hey"
He flopped down beside her, & crawled up her arm
All hairy & deadly & ready to play.
She was on the phone, with an important client
And couldn't really allude to the melee.
And so, the consummate professional, she shrieked:
"I need-to-put-you-on-hold-now-HOLDnow-HOLDNOW-HOLDNOW! If I may?".
And in her fancy shoes, she whipped off her top,
In a mock pornie form of ballet
Lest the spider {and his invisible friends} think
She was on the menu, as the much awaited entree
{k, so rhyming isn't my thing, but I should get points for trying, nay?}
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