Things that scare me:
- spiders
- leggings
- sharks
- mispronounced words
- zombies
- driving
A terrifying scenario:
Me driving, whilst wearing leggings, and a zombie walking out onto the road, humming the theme song from "Jaws", as I scream "Please...someone help me...I can't find my niTch in life" as I feel the beady stare of 8 eyeballs.
Oh, Freud. I hurt your coke-addled head, don't I?
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