And another thing....

Totally unrelated.

But equally disgusting.


A few days ago?

In the lunchroom, right outside of the classrooms?


On the counter?


Next to a kettle?

And below the slew of microwaves?

Was a Q-tip.

Used.

Barf me a bucketful, why don't ya?

Seriously, who is heating up their Lean Cuisine & thinks, "You know what would be an awesome decision right now? To clean my cacky ears out with this here cotton bud. And whilst I'm at it, let me leave some of my waxy DNA for the next poor soul who needs to nuke their nummies.".

After they empty the contents of their stomach.
Obviously.